Oh, How We Love Weekends At The Office

It gives us that reputation we have to live up to. Some street cred, amongst other perceptions. At least we won't be doing this for the rest of our lives...












Until then we have coffee and cigarettes.

Some Useless Information

Look at this funny ad. Hahahahaha.

If you didn't get it - when the magazine closes, the one dog sniffs the other dog's ass. Now you can laugh and reflect on how clever that is. (Basically this company is trying to say that they understand what dogs like.)

On that note, we are very much alike, humans and dogs... People approach this slightly different though. Apparently kissing is a way for humans to 'taste' each other to see if they are compatible. Interesting thought. Also a nice thought. And in some instances a bit more than gross, thinking back...

So the point of the story is, if you ever wake up wondering who's dog you have been making out with, you either really made out with a dog... or you probably hooked up with a person you are least compatible to. Then the dog would have been the better option. At least you know now.

Shit Happens

Jeans. They're Badass.

Sometimes.

The Truth Hurts

Well, that's if it is the truth. If it wasn't, he is a douche.

Next Stop: Anywhere But Here

Fuckthatshit, it's time for a new adventure.

Flowchart says NO!

Back when I had a real job, Linel and I and the rest of the creatives did a lot of these flow chart things. We loved it. We came up with a lot creative solutions. Or something. Nevermind. But mostly it just looked impressive because it was on a huge piece of paper with lots of arrows and bubbles and neon highlighters. Anyway, we would then stick it up on a wall and stare at it for a very long time, hours even. Maybe because it was so pretty. Maybe because we had no fucking idea what we just mapped out. *shrug*

These flowcharts, on the other hand hold the answer to life's pressing questions i.e. should you date your cousin, say you dropped food on the floor, is it okay, given that no one saw you, to pick up said piece of food and resume eating and if whether geeks should even be dating.